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Level 99 Infrastructure Wizard, Dota2 Scrub, and Professional Chaos Engineer

I make servers cry, Kubernetes pods CrashLoopBackOff, and occasionally something works in production. Welcome to my digital garden of infrastructure spells, epic fails, and rare victories. โœจ

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Tools I use to summon infrastructure magic

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