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🧙♂️ Infra Magician's
Digital Spellbook
Level 99 Infrastructure Wizard, Dota2 Scrub, and Professional Chaos Engineer
I make servers cry, Kubernetes pods CrashLoopBackOff, and occasionally something works in production. Welcome to my digital garden of infrastructure spells, epic fails, and rare victories. ✨
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Servers Crashed
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TILs Written
5k
Dota MMR
9001
Coffee Mugs
Latest Adventures
Fresh chaos from the trenches
Tried booking a flight. Got blocked. VPN didn't help. IP was clean. Turns out Akamai thinks my 21 security extensions make me look like a hacker. They're not wrong.
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Read MoreAfter benchmarking VictoriaLogs and Loki on 500GB of logs over 7 days, we discovered VictoriaLogs delivers 94% lower query latencies, 40% smaller storage footprint, and uses less than 50% of the CPU and RAM. Here's the complete performance breakdown.
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Read MoreMy Arsenal
Tools I use to summon infrastructure magic
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Kubernetes
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TypeScript
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Docker
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Terraform
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AWS
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