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Level 99 Infrastructure Wizard, Dota2 Scrub, and Professional Chaos Engineer
I make servers cry, Kubernetes pods CrashLoopBackOff, and occasionally something works in production. Welcome to my digital garden of infrastructure spells, epic fails, and rare victories. โจ
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